All Disco No Panic Mug – Start Your Day with Sass & Caffeine

Start your day like the dazzling disaster you are—with a mug that says, “I’ve got this… probably.” The All Disco No Panic mug is here to remind you that even if life is chaos, your coffee can still be hot and your vibe can still sparkle. With a glossy finish and a vivid print that survives both the microwave and the dishwasher (unlike your will to attend meetings), this mug brings serious style to your spirals.

Perfect for caffeine, cocktails, or pretending you're not on the verge—it’s multitasking, just like you. 

✅ Mug Details (aka reasons to buy it):
• Ceramic, because you're not fancy enough for gold
• Glossy finish so it shines brighter than your motivation
• Sizes:
 – 11 oz – Cute and manageable
 – 15 oz – For people who gave up pretending
 – 20 oz – Because coffee is cheaper than therapy
• Microwave + dishwasher safe (praise be)
• BPA and lead-free, unlike your ex

🫖 Who It’s For:
Coffee snobs, disco lovers, office rebels, introverts faking extroversion, and anyone thriving through chaos with caffeine and sarcasm.